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Are you a virgin?

I’m guessing most people would feel uncomfortable answering this question but are you a virgin?

Is this your first time venturing out with a partner or have you had lots of partners?

Given the fact that having the right knowledge and understanding – which are by products of experience from running a business, I can easily conclude that being a virgin or being fresh in business isn’t really a good thing.

It doesn’t matter if you’re thinking of starting out as a sole owner or looking to partner with a friend or total stranger in a business venture.

The evidence is clear and the stats show that people who are virgins in business are more likely to lose a lot of money their first time around and even out rightly fail.

Speaking about the stats. Data shows that 25% of new businesses fail in the first year.

An additional 4% fail within the next 5 years and a further 11% fail within 10 years of kicking off.

Not very attractive stats for one looking to launch a startup if you ask me.

But it doesn’t have to be this way.

What if I told you it’s possible to significantly reduce your odds of failing in your first business to an unbelievable 1%.

What if I could point you to a time tested, efficient and reliable system that makes it virtually impossible to fail in your 1st, 5th or 100th business venture.

Best part is I’m giving it away for free!

Okay so I lied a little. It’s not exactly free.

The system I’m offering and that makes your business failure proof is one I actually charge twelve hundred dollars ($1,200) for, but this time around, I’ll be given it to you for free.

All you have to do is click the link below and claim this free limited offer.

I guess I should mention here that this offer is open to the first 25 people to claim it so “no” it’s not an indefinite offer.

If you’re really interested in ensuring your investments don’t go up in flames, click the link below and failure proof your startup.

Click to Claim this offer now!

Truth is I’m in the coaching business to exchange my proven system for cash, systems that have costs me thousands of dollars and years of trial and error to build so I rarely give away anything for free.

But guess what, without trying to sound corny, today indeed can be your luck day, but you have to act fast by clicking on the link below to claim your free one time only life changing offer.

The direction your life takes in the next 3 months is now entirely up to you.

Trust me, nothing in your life will change unless you take deliberate steps to change things.

You can decide to read this and do nothing.

Or you can read this and decide to activate change.

Now is your chance to failure proof your startup and guarantee financial success. Click the link below

Click to Claim this offer now!

 

Why Getting a Job is bad for Your Health

Today I’m in such a good mood that I’m going to share a secret with you that will transform your finances forever.

So anyone who’s old enough to know the value of money knows that life without it is hell.

Yes we all know that money isn’t everything, just 99.9999% of everything.

To live the good life you got to pay bills.

To pay bills you got to earn money.

That’s brings us to the million dollar question.

How on earth are you supposed to earn money and pay bills without a job?

Let me put it this way. There’s nothing wrong with starting out in life with a 9 to 5. But there’s everything wrong with living the rest of your life on the 9 to 5 train.

Meaning? You can and most likely should get a job when starting out in life but staying on the 9 to 5 carousel for the whole of your life is bad for your health and will kill you.

In a nation where most people give away roughly 50% of what they earn to Uncle Sam just so he’s happy with them, the chances of the average American getting stuck by lightning are easily higher than that of them getting rich.

As an extension, this rat race built around pursuing the almighty dollar eventually takes its toll on your health.

This leads to a situation where most people end up spending their older years in physical pain and finding themselves saddled with one avoidable ailment or the other.

In case you haven’t noticed, you can’t eat your cake and have it.

We may not realize it but life is ultimately about exchange of value and what we often end up giving in exchange for money is our health.

The longer you stay on the 9 to 5 train, the more devastating its effects will most likely be on your health.

Like I stated earlier, most of us have to start in life by getting on the 9 to 5 train but we don’t have to stay on the ride for life.

After years of riding that train myself and seeking out almost every conceivable means of bettering my finances, I finally got of the ride and quit.

Now I make well over 6 figures working less hours a week and living my dream life.

I own 3 choice properties across the country, two of which pay rent to me, adding to my income streams.

I started a small business that keeps me active and gets me moving around because I know the health benefits of being physically active.

But that’s not where my wealth comes from.

I make 90% of my money from working the system that grows my money even when I sleep.

Remember when I said earlier that I was in a really good mood?

Well I am.

I just got one of many checks that I receive regularly from the system I am about to share with you and having money deposited in my bank account always puts me in the best mood.

That’s why I will be sharing this powerful life transforming system that’s going to turn your finances and your fortunes around for good.

Want to stop worrying about paying bills and live the life you’ve always dreamed of?

Then it’s time to get of the 9 to 5 carousel for good?

Click the link below and lets begin your journey to financial freedom 

 

GETTING IN SHAPE WILL GET YOU LAID

This should be a no brainer but sometimes even the obvious can’t be emphasized enough.

I used to be so out of shape that even my dog found me unattractive.

Feeding her twice a day and taking her for walks in the evenings didn’t help in changing her mind.

I let her watch her favorite dog show while foregoing the super bowl but even such lengths of sacrifice on my part couldn’t get her to change her mind and like me – not even a little.

Then a coworker at my office showed up to work one day looking super ripped.

As if by magic his bulging waist line had disappeared.

It wasn’t that he had been overweight. Just that his bulging tummy and man boobs hadn’t done his physical form any favors.

But in just a few months the bulge was gone and his man boobs had given way to a broad masculine chest; let’s just saying he looked gorgeous.

As would be expected, I wasn’t the only one noticing the change. The girls also did.

As if by sorcery, he was suddenly the go to person whenever any of his female coworkers had any “work related challenge.”

I would often see the ladies flirting with him at the coffee machine and flickering their eye lashes as they walked past him.

It was indeed a miracle. These women who hitherto wouldn’t have glanced his way were now all over him.

At first it took me some time to figure it out, but finally, the light bulb came on in my head.

His fashion sense hadn’t changed much. He still spoke with the same Texan accent so that wasn’t it either.

What had changed however was the way he looked in his clothes and the new found confidence he exuded when he entered the room.

They were the same clothes, but he looked like a model in them with his biceps and broad chest hypnotizing the ladies as they walked by.

That’s when it hit me. If I wanted to get my dog to fall in love with me I’d have to work on my sprawling waist line; I’d have to get into shape.

Okay seriously I love my dog and while I really don’t care much for her loving me back, I certainly wanted some of that female attention my coworker had been enjoying lately.

Fast-forward six weeks later and I’m now noticing a difference in the way the ladies act around me.

I haven’t yet gotten laid like my coworker most certainly has. But I can feel it in my bones – I’m pretty close to hitting the spot.

Who would have thought that ladies who hitherto ignored me would suddenly find themselves flirting with me all because of a simple workout routine I stumbled across while browsing the web?

I still pinch myself sometimes to make sure it’s not a dream.

Take it from me, getting and staying shape is good for your sex life and will see you cleaning out quite a few pipes – if you know what I mean

 

PS:

If you would like to get this simple workout plan that saw me lose the excess waist line and gain the abs I longed for in just 6 weeks, click the link below to get the complete workout with special guides for free

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